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• Why I love American Idol January 14, 2010
  Why I love American Idol    by Bob Boog I love watching American Idol. I call it a guilty pleasure because part of the fun involves the total annihilation of someone's inflated opinion of how well they can sing. Which is why even if I would be eligible to audition for Idol, I wouldn't do it. No way. Simply because I've heard myself sing, and t […]
  Robert Boog (Bob Boog Realty)
• Top Ten Funny One-Liners November 10, 2009
  10. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere. 9. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. 8. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? Whatever she wants - he's sleeping. 7. Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep. 6. How do you spot the blind man at a nu […]
  Robert Boog (Bob Boog Realty)
• The Big-Talkin' Cowboy September 24, 2009
  A big-talking cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the big-talkin' cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , why, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I dir […]
  Robert Boog (Bob Boog Realty)
• Disorder in da Court - Funny Court Quotes September 22, 2009
  The following quotes are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts. They are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had to stay calm and not laugh while these exchanges were actually taking place. --------ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ----------ATTO […]
  Robert Boog (Bob Boog Realty)
• A Role-Model for Public Figures? September 18, 2009
  A Role Model for Public Figures? By Bob Boog Vince Young may always be remembered by USC fans as the tall Texas quarterback who in 2006 dashed their hopes for a national championship. In a game likely to be remembered as one of the greatest in college football history, Vince Young helped Texas defeat USC 41-38 in the Rose Bowl. But in this time of immature b […]
  Robert Boog (Bob Boog Realty)
• Do You Have Feelings of Inadequacy? September 13, 2009
  Do you have feelings of inadequacy?  Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Grey Goose.   Grey Goose is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself. You'll also feel better about your actions. Grey Goose can help ease you out of your shy […]
  Robert Boog (Bob Boog Realty)
• Turning Back Time Before the Real Estate Meltdown by Bob Boog September 7, 2009
   What if I could turn back time and elect you as president of the United States. The date is now September 7, 2004, and you have been able to keep all your present day knowledge. Question: will you do something to stop the zero-down, no income verification real estate loans? Or will you just let things run their course?  You know these loans are bad and you […]
  Robert Boog (Bob Boog Realty)
• The US Health Care System Bubble August 30, 2009
  The US Health Care System Bubble  by Bob Boog   I'm a real estate broker, and for the last four or five years people used to ask me when I thought the real estate market bubble would pop. When the bubble did pop, most experts looked back and attributed the red-hot demand to baby-boomers, (people born from 1940 - 1965). The demand for homes by baby-boome […]
  Robert Boog (Bob Boog Realty)
• Actual Comments Made on Students' Report Cards August 5, 2009
  Supposedly, these are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded :( 1.Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2.I would not allow this student to breed. 3.Your child has delusions of adequacy.  4.Your son is depriving a villa […]
  Robert Boog (Bob Boog Realty)
• What happens in the pub, stays in the pub July 31, 2009
  Dear Bob, I enjoy your sense of humor so I thought you might like this true story. I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I su […]
  Robert Boog (Bob Boog Realty)

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